In a couple weeks, I will be at Origins Game Fair in Columbus, OH (June
12-16, 2013), the theme of which is “Superheroes.”
The author list at The
Library this year is an impressive one:
Patrick Rothfuss (Yup. Him.)
Michael Stackpole
Timothy Zahn
Aaron Allston
Bradley P. Beaulieu
Maxwell Alexander Drake
I’ll do a post tomorrow detailing The Library, the full list of authors
you can meet, and my panel schedule.
This post is to share a bit about this year’s Origins anthology
titled HEROES!
Edited by Kelly Swails and
with cover art is by Ed Beard Jr., HEROES!
has original stories from XX authors, many of whom will be at Origins. This is
a limited edition anthology (only 400 will be printed!) and will retail at the
convention for $10. If you’re going to be at Origins, pick one up, bring it by
The Library, and each author will sign their story in it.
First, the cover:
The Gamer God
I have titled this
painting "The Gamer God" as you may note there are many hidden and
subtle game elements alongside the more obvious mighty D20 hammer!!
I will have limited editions large prints of this available at Origins at my corner booth in the exhibit hall art show area. I will also be please to autograph the cover with my art if one so desires.
Next, the table of contents:
Green Room
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Aaron Allston
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Hero’s Final Walk
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Timothy Zahn
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The Raven
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Maxwell Alexander Drake
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He Was A Marvelous Man
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Janine K. Spendlove
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A Blank Canvas
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Patrick S. Thomlinson
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Waking Up
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Dylan Birtolo
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Fellow Traveler
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Donald J. Bingle
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By the Seat of Your Pants
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Sheryl Nantus
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Invincible
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Sarah Hans
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Blue Boy
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Daniel Myers
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Bloom
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Bradley P. Beaulieu
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Memories Like Crystal Shards
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Jennifer Brozek
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The Caretaker of Mire
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Gregory A. Wilson
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The Commodore
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Bryan Young
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Sunny Acres Home of the
Specialized Care of the
Elderly
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Addie J. King
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A Fixed State
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Aaron Rosenberg
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Interview
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R. T. Kaelin
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By Blood and Fang and Song,
We Call You
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Jaym Gates
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Bindings
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Steven Saus
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Cheshire Moon
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Tracy Chowdhury
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The One Where the Dad Dies
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Kelly Swails
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Field Trip
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Michael A. Stackpole
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And finally, a bit about my contribution to this anthology.
A somewhat tongue-in-cheek sort of story, “Interview” introduces us to young,
wholly unglamorous Alex Butterworth (yes, there are syrup jokes). Currently
working at the local Save-n-Shop
where he bags groceries, Alex responds to an advertised job posting that he
thinks is to be an assistant for the city’s greatest superhero: Lawman. The interview
does not go as planned.
I had a lot of fun writing this short. Most of you know me as an epic
fantasy author, so it was refreshing to break out of the genre and do something
entirely different. In fact, I had so much fun writing Alex, that when
approached by a someone (I can’t say who) to contribute a story to another anthology
(I can’t say what), I continued the adventures of Alex.
So, without further ado, here’s a quick excerpt from the 4900 word
short, “Interview”:
As Alex glanced about the crowded
lobby, a tiny sigh slipped from his lips. There were way too many people here,
all of whom were obviously more qualified than him. None more so than the young
Adonis sitting in the chair across from him.
Six-foot, four inches, lean, muscular,
and ridiculously good-looking. The only thing more chiseled than his arms and chest
was his jaw. His hair was the color of autumn wheat and perfectly coifed atop
his head. His eyes were bluer than the waters of the Caribbean. His suit
probably cost more than Alex made in six months at the Save-n-Shop.
Adonis—it seemed as fitting a
nickname as any—glanced up from his leather briefing folder, his stupid,
perfect blue eyes fixing on Alex. “Can I help you?”
Alex gave a quick shake of his
head. “Ah, no…I…” He paused, searching for a reason to explain his apparent infatuation.
Looking to the leather case in Adonis’ lap, he said, “I was admiring your
portfolio.”
The man glanced down to his lap
before looking back to Alex. “Thank you. It’s a Pianki.”
“It’s very nice.”
“I know,” said the man, cocking
an eyebrow. “It’s a Pianki.”
“Oh, a Pianki,” said Alex. “I
thought you said…” He trailed off, unable to think of something that sort of
sounded like Pianki, whatever the hell a Pianki was. After a few moments, Alex
held up his dog-eared case. “Goodwill. Twelve bucks.”
Adonis’ gaze shifted to the
worn, discolored leather case. With more sarcasm than Alex thought possible to stuff
into a single word, the man said, “Stunning.” He dropped his gaze to his
Pianki, and continued reading whatever the hell he had been before.
Alex sighed. Shaking his head,
he muttered to himself, “Why am I here?”
This entire endeavor was a lark.
He had been packing bags at the Save-n-Shop when an elderly gentleman bought,
but forgot to take, yesterday’s copy of Metro
News. Since Alex’s shift was almost over and his TV was on the fritz at
home, he grabbed the paper and took it with him. He was not much of a reader—discounting
the back of cereal boxes—but paging through the newspaper was better than
staring at the walls in his one bedroom flat.
Halfway into his bowl of
mac-n-cheese—made with water, the milk had been spoiled—he flipped to page four
in the Metro section, chuckling at the fact that the Metro News had a Metro section. There, on page five, taking up half
the lower page was an advertisement. It seemed that Lawman, the greatest
superhero the city had ever known, was going to be holding interviews for an
assistant. The starting weekly pay listed was ten times what Alex made in a
month. Requirements listed: impress Lawman.
For some reason—some stupid,
dumb, idiotic reason—Alex had shown up at 8:00 AM and had been greeted by a
crowd of men and women infinitely more impressive than him. He had almost
turned around and gone home. After all, today was his day off and there was a SpongeBob
marathon on. Yet for some idiotic reason he could not explain, he had stayed.
Alex glanced at his watch. His
eyes narrowed.
1:37
That was the same time it was
last time he looked. Twisting around to stare at the massive, iron clock
hanging suspended on the wall behind him, he frowned. “Damn it.”
2:48
Not only had he been sitting
here for almost seven hours—without lunch—his watch was busted. This day kept
getting better and better.
“Forget this.”
Placing both hands on the
armrests, he stood tall from his chair.
Adonis glanced at him, a tiny
smirk on his face, stared back to his Pianki binder, and muttered, “Thanks for
coming.”
Alex would have liked to have
done something to wipe that stupid look off Adonis’ face, but he did not want
to show up at work with a black eye tomorrow. Or two. Nevertheless, a
sharp-tongued retort seemed safe.
“Screw—”
The large, double mahogany doors
on the wall to the right opened, the thud and rattle drawing the gaze of
everyone in the room. A young woman, petite, with glasses and the body of
gymnast, sprinted through them and the room, her lips pressed tight. She swept
past Alex, nearly knocking him to his seat in the process. At the rate she was moving, he half-expected
her to do a back handspring before leaving the lobby.
“Next!” boomed a deep baritone.
Looking back to the mahogany
doors, Alex spotted the same giant of a man who had called in every other
candidate so far. Six-foot-eight, an easy two-hundred-sixty pounds, bald head,
black shades, and a pressed suit that was probably more expensive than Adonis’
was.
The man looked at the clipboard
in his hand—it looked like what a playing card would in Alex’s—lifted his head,
and called, “Alex Buttertwerp!”
Alex shut his eyes, tight, as a
quiet chuckle ran throughout the room. He considered just walking out the door
and letting the room enjoy the moment when ‘Alex Buttertwerp’ applied to be
Lawman’s assistant. Yet again, however, for some stupid, dumb, and idiotic
reason, he raised his hand.
“Here.”
Opening his eyes, he found everyone
in the room staring at him, smiles on their faces. Adonis looked as if he
wanted to burst out laughing.
The giant in the doorway said,
“You’re Alex Buttertwerp?”
“No…”
The truth was worse.
Moving through the room, toward
the door, Alex said, “I believe the receptionist got my name wrong. My name is
Alex Butterworth. Not…Buttertwerp.”
Eyebrows climbed from behind the
man’s sunglasses. “Like the syrup?”
Another, slightly louder chuckle
ran through the room.
Sighing, Alex conceded, “Yes.
Like the syrup.”
“Ah,” muttered the man. To his
credit, he did not laugh. Scribbling something on his clipboard, he said,
“Follow me, please,” and moved into the hall. “Close the doors behind you.”
That's it for now. Hope to see you at Origins...
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